Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.

by K. Spirit September 9, 2021

Alfie

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33

Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.

by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021

ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

Alfaisal

Sexy man with a goatee. But has no tits.

AlFaisal are you taking man like M to prom?

by Feather5489 October 3, 2021

alfita

Someone said to be the best person in the world...
One you spreads happiness
Is a friendly and kind of cool dude

And don't care about her haters

ALFITA IS AN AMAZING PERSON

by Alfita November 21, 2021

Alfonso

Maranese di merda

Alfonso è un maranese down

by Darkladye November 21, 2021

alfarizi

Alfarizi is an arabic name meaning for always enthusiastic in working. Alfarizi tends to get overworked if they had a job and oftenly being manipulated by his coworkers. And is a lazy person if unemployed.

Wow alfarizi you’re a workaholic person aren’t you? Please do my job also i insist.

by Eggnog93 November 21, 2021