Alaskan Cold Front

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.

"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.

Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.

by wplv April 26, 2010

alarna

Alarna; is a gorgeous and bubbly girl. She is known to be fun outgoing and really friendly she is he best person to befriend she will have your side till the end just don't get off on the wrong foot.

She usually knows what she is doing.

Hey it's alarna

by Spongebob no pants July 27, 2017

the Alaskan snow dog

When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl the Alaskan snow dog... She's in the hospital now...

by Zkatk1 July 6, 2009

alaskin dogsled

when you and your girlfriend are doing it doggy style by at the top of the stairs and you pull her arms behind her back and ride her down face first.

tom said " hey tammy what happened to your face."
she said " well me and my boy friend were have sex at the top of the stairs when he said time for the alaskin dogsled and down we went."

by b!lly bedlam March 9, 2010

Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*

by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007