Red Panda

A ginger that is shitty at tennis

Yuliya, let's crush this stupid red panda and send him crying back to the UK.

by imnotjimmy September 19, 2022

Panda

A fuck ton of alcohol in a miniature black and white trailer.

Yo dude lets get a fuckin panda and throw a rager

by sarcastastical July 10, 2016

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 18, 2016

Panda Shot

Getting drilled from the back by your wife.

I got panda shot by my wife twice last night.

by anonymous July 30, 2021

panda muncher

somebody who wants to eat panda express everyday

Douglas is a silly panda muncher!

by Amazing Thing 1 and 2 September 27, 2013

panda downs

When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.

Yo I'd love to play basketball later but I just had lunch and got the worst case of panda downs.

by melksteak April 30, 2015

Panda phase

Someone obsessed with the asian culture.. With everything asian related. All of a sudden.

Sasha: You know what. I think im in a panda phase
Me: wait. Why ??
Sasha: I feel like I just love everything asian related. If I could become an asian I would !

Me: wow ! I thin---
Sasha (doesnt stop talking): their restaurant are soo adorable with those cats walking around. I want to go live their. Like. TODAY

by Minediie December 18, 2016