A person who is dead inside, a mindless zombie, a person who has no ambition in life, a person who has nothing going on in their life besides working at a dead end job, no friends, bad relationships with women, and lives a simple routine life that cannot be broken.
Jerry is a 30-year old man who works at a dead end job of a cashier in a grocery story. Jerry lives the same life, over and over again because he has no ambition to improve or do better in life. Jerry always dates women who use him for money and free housing.
by BigOldExhaustedDummy September 21, 2025
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by Hong chi August 9, 2021
Get the Jerry mug.1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.
2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.
Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?
Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.
Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?
Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
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Get the Jerry mug.Someone who wishes to gain power in a illegal way that may be corrupt. Jerry is usually a males name.
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You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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