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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
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Dildoeing

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.
by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024
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Dildo

A quaint little town located in Newfoundland Canada
Me: I love Dildo
Friend: Same
Bystander: WTF
by lysergic acid enjoyer December 10, 2024
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Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
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Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow
Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy
by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019
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Dildo

A dick often made of silicone or plastic.
“Dude I tried using a dildo for the first time last night, I think I’m gay…”
by R33H33H33 July 19, 2022
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dildo

anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it
Aww man did you see tracy?! That bitch used a katana as a dildo!
by atinky butthole March 5, 2021
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