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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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Dildo

by Winkay September 10, 2021
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dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market
“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”
by JiggleBomf the 4th July 20, 2023
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Nutty dildo Rider

To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof
Do you see that nutty dildo Rider

Yeah I wish I was him right now
by I love molesting children inem September 10, 2023
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sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo
Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo
by Big jhonny August 31, 2016
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Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.
Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.
by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023
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Dildo

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
by up you June 12, 2018
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