National Vsco day. This day you have to wear scrunchie or an oversized t-shirt maybe a hydroflask.
And you have to say and i oop- and sksksksksk
And you have to say and i oop- and sksksksksk
Me: hey girl, sksksksk how r u?
Bestie: y r u so vsco girly?
Me:it’s Oct 25 sksksksk
Bestie: and i oop-
Bestie: y r u so vsco girly?
Me:it’s Oct 25 sksksksk
Bestie: and i oop-
by Sabrinaspellman October 21, 2019
Get the Oct 25mug. October 25 is national kiss anyone day. This day we can kiss the same or opposite gender. No homo though!
by testname.ignore October 22, 2019
Get the october 25mug. by TheGayInsomniac May 3, 2023
Get the May 25mug. Girl: Hey when's your birthday?
Guy: November 25.
Girl: Oh shit!, pull down your pants and I'll give you head
Guy: November 25.
Girl: Oh shit!, pull down your pants and I'll give you head
by anonymous April 14, 2021
Get the November 25mug. people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
Get the January 25mug. by Cr1xy TTV October 25, 2019
Get the October 25mug. It’s Christmas goddammit. What did you expect? Call your crush cute day? No it’s Christmas you dumbass
Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
by yourmommyscute October 28, 2021
Get the December 25mug.