an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
by NoStep February 9, 2022
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“jeff you know me so well”
“see that cute track guy over there”
“he wants your jeffing myspace user”
“ahhhhh im gonna freak the jeff out”
“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”
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“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”
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Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
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