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Zonked

Being "zonked" is the feeling one gets after smoking a large amount of marijuana just before they green out. See "green out" for more information.
"Bro I was so Zonked last night the walls started singing to me"
by GirthQuake Jake November 11, 2020
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Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted
"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"
by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022
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Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.
"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."
by Curse of Three June 3, 2025
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Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.
Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.
by Big Busta April 12, 2025
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Zonked

Zoonked - to be high out of ya brains
Jimmy : how was the weed in Cali ?

Terio: bruh shit had me zonked , I
by Icy.shev May 27, 2018
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Zonk

A person who is king, he/she deserves everything in the world and gets play from everyone known to man.
by Fag with stretched rectum March 18, 2025
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filthy zonked

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off
Y'all just got filthy zonked!
by Eaglesk8er October 5, 2016
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