Zombie Company

1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.

"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."

by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

Zombabe

A disturbingly good looking member of the undead.

"As much as it would probably hurt, that zombabe could eat my brain any day of the week!" John said as the zombie, a former playboy playmate, shuffled hungrily towards him.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe October 21, 2008

Zombie Chat

The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"

I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.

by TheDKGeographyofTheWorld May 28, 2009

Wikipedian Zombie

Someone who keeps clicking the "Random article" button on wikipedia in the hope of finding something vaguely funny or interesting.

The first 10 times he clicked random article he could still communicate, but now he doesn't respond to any sort of stimulation. It's no use, he's a Wikipedian Zombie now.

by Aexerus January 14, 2010

Zombie leg

A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.

Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!

by nairb33 March 4, 2015

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005