Zoinked 

When someone in the Scooby gang has sex

Dude Shaggy just got zoinked

Zoinked by ThatGuyStaleFrank March 24, 2018

zoinksters 

sexy lesbian teenagers

The zoinksters are doing it again.

zoinksters by Simon de Danser December 29, 2007

Zoinkmaster 

An alternative to pog champion.

Man that was pretty zoinkmaster

Zoinkmaster by Zoinksmaster February 26, 2021

Zoink 

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

Zoink by Crouch June 11, 2006

zoink 

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

zoink by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

zoinked 

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

zoinked by labio July 2, 2008

Zoink 

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

Zoink by Zoinkisaurous March 3, 2011