Zeus

After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH!"

An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night:

Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?

Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!

Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.

by Bebop45 March 27, 2009

beard of zeus

The white beard acquired while skiing or snowboarding in deep snow.

That run was so good I am now sporting the beard of zeus.

by snowsamarai April 9, 2012

zeus

1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.

2.) A guy that will fuck anything.

Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

zeus

Slang for a ZSU 23-4. A Russian anti-aircraft weapons platform.

Watch out for a Zeus, they'll turn our planes into scrap metal.

by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004

zeus

Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.

2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Zeus

Adjective.

Zeus (noun) is formally know as the "king" of all Greek deities and ruler of Mount Olympus. As an adjective it is used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, indescribable, and so on. It is most often used in place of the word "epic" because that is just getting annoying.

-Yo dude, that party last night was so zeus.

-STAR TREK WAS SO ZEUS!

by Elyse S. May 16, 2009

Zeus

1. The thunder down under

2. Another name for your penis

ex. Zeus got a little excited when Gina walked on by.

by Rashaun February 12, 2006