heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

heterosexual

A normal human being who likes to have sex with the opposite gender.

by str8 4 life March 7, 2003

Heterosexual-Male

A male sexually interested in women (plural).

Q: That guy wants to have 2 girlfriends, does that make him a chauvinist?

A: No, it just means that he is a Heterosexual-Male.

credit: Johnny Soporno

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 26, 2017

Bi-Poly-Heterosexual

Kinda gay, but really gay, but actually no homo

We are all Bi-Poly-Heterosexual for the homies

by PogManTommy February 22, 2021

heterosexual lifemate

Your closest platonic friend.

Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

by IceIceBurghy March 16, 2009

fragile heterosexuality

when an individual is so close minded that they believe any and every gay person is attracted to them.

not even attractive person: oh, you’re gay? just don’t get a crush on me lmao
gay person: your fragile heterosexuality is showing

by heartica September 8, 2019

Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

by Lyfial April 12, 2009