zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024

Zunking

Zunking is aggressively masturbating in a public school using your feet

"I was Zunking in 4th period, it felt great."😃👍

by Big dick suckstron March 25, 2024

Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

Zinking

Actively gooning in a educational setting.

Tucker was Zinking in the back of the class.

by The Zinkinater April 16, 2025

Zangin’

The act of stealing shots and fake passing them to sluts so you can drink them yourself

“Bro I just bought 100 shots where’d they all go”

“Dude I think max just zanged like 20 of them”

“Yea he was fs zangin’”

by FME Ich April 22, 2025

Zacking

When you steal something from someone after killing them in a 1v1 with katanas in your grandparents’ living room. Usually used as a threat to steal someone’s toys.

You’re dead. And I’m zacking your toys.

by TheGoogster July 16, 2025