zacked

when you are hacked by your supposed friend zac, likely part of his attempt to conquer the world

robyn: "the second i opened that image from zac my instagram broke"
elsie: "yeah mine too!"
ruby: "same bro"
mel: "omg really?!"
robyn: "gals... i think we've been zacked"

by slag.gal July 7, 2022

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022

Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022

Zarked

Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.

"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"

by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023

Zonkedoodle

A term used to describe someone who is excessively tired or exhausted.

I pulled an all-nighter studying for the exam, and now I'm completely zonkedoodled.

by AustinReaves May 24, 2023

Zonked

To be very high on marijuana.

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"

by Bengonto June 10, 2023

Zonked

So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded

“Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”

by Catsanddogs354 July 27, 2024