Yoga Pole 

An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.

Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!

Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!

Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...

Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!

Yoga Pole by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009

yoga floss 

Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.

As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.

yoga floss by McBuddha September 25, 2009

yoga toe 

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps

her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog

yoga toe by kaoz January 5, 2013

yoga queen 

a woman who is so far into yoga stretches that her head comes out of her ass

she is such a yoga queen that every time she does yoganidrasana she gives birth to herself.
He is such a yoga queen that he can give himself a blowjob in uttasana.

yoga queen by tourage January 19, 2009

Yoga Becky 

Yoga Becky - White women (usually in L.A.) who like to namaste & love and light folks til they are called out on their white feminist bullshit then they call you a bitch or try to gaslight or talk over you, especially if you are a POC.

Oh god, she was the worst kind of Yoga Becky - she refused to admit that anything she said was fucked up, and then she started acting like a complete asshole, saying that she knew what was best for us minorities and THEN she started calling all of us bitches. Namaste indeed.

Yoga Becky by wypipol get on my damn nerves November 22, 2016

yoga mom 

The next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. While their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and competition. Unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.

She wouldn't drive an SUV, she's a "yoga mom".

yoga mom by Mark Bat August 14, 2007

Yoga TERF 

A nasty wack ass hippie kombucha loving trans exclusionary radical feminist. Usually white, classist, racist but under the guise of thinking she's "classier" than you. Lives in liberal city, identifies probably as a democrat. Maybe she went to a liberal arts college but thinks that women and vaginas are the same thing. Shops at the local co-op, farmers market, maybe she does aerial silk dancing, pole-dancing, is vegan, but low key loves slut shaming her friends. Is sweet but completely fake as fuck just like the stevia she adds to her cold brew. No amount of probiotics, meditation, or yoni steaming are able to get this bitches head out of her ass....

Maggie is a Yoga TERF

Yoga TERF by My transgression December 8, 2017