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yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.
friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.
yoda by juicebox.a.s January 16, 2020
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