Yoda

A kick ass jedi racoon that get all the hoes on every planet in the universe....

Man that guys a major Yoda
I didn't know Yoda was in the Wizard of Oz too?

by Pascual jr May 4, 2008

Yoda

1. Another Word for canibus indica, medical grade marijuana commonly used by medicinal marijuana patients to describe the best varieties of weed.

When you go to the canibus club snatch me up some yoda, I need to feel the force.

by Corbis November 24, 2004

Yoda

My nutsack, bitch! Small, green & hairy with an attitude.

I love it when the girls be playin' with my yoda, rubbin' that shit!

Play with my balls you will. Hmmm. Yes. My yoda you will rub?

by Shogun56 May 4, 2005

Yoda

Another term for marijuana.

"Smoking a joint of Yoda"

by luke marvelly March 24, 2016

Yoda

A pimp/Drug-Supplier/Midget that supplies the rebels with "the goods" he has a disease which causes him to talk like a retard, he hides out on his home planet of dagobah away from the pigs so he doesn't get arrested.

Anakin: Jar-Jar have you seen Yoda?
Jar-Jar: Meesah saw him hiding from the pigs on Dagobah Fo' Sho'
*Rings yoda*
Yoda: Want the goods do you young Jedi?

by BARRELREAPER July 30, 2010

Purple Yoda

A term Prince (musician) uses to refer to himself in his song Laydown. It combines his commonly associated color of "purple" with an implied mastery of his art through the use of the name "Yoda".

More importantly, the phrase "Purple Yoda" rhymes with "Minnesota", his place of residence and the last word in the preceding line of the song.

You need to laydown
And let me show you how
We do this thing
Up in funky town

From the heart of Minnesota
Here come the purple Yoda
Guaranteed to bring the dirty new sound

by drBHat August 10, 2010

nigga yoda

A good friend who is usually calm and collected, yet adventurous and wise in all of his/her endeavors. This is the friend you go to when you need a calming presence who understands the energy at any given time.. (In other words, he/she understands the force.)

1. My nigga yoda knows exactly what I mean!

2. I could really use my nigga yoda right now, I don't feel well

3. Ask the nigga yoda, he'll know what to do!

by TwistedSeasons March 30, 2015