1-worder

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"

Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye

by mZ.dEaNnA-jAy<33 June 12, 2010

womerns

Multiple womern. Usually complain a lot when their front butt bleeds. If you're lucky you can get a womern to kiss your snake-man.

Get them womerns back to work, we need to harvest their front-butts!

by Cody G. June 12, 2007

belly warmer

A woman that you are sleeping with. A female that is not a steady girlfriend, just an occasional lay.

From Roots Mini Series: A scene where slaves are being transported by ship to America.
Crew Member: "Captain"
Captain: "Yes"
Crew Member: "Will you be needing a belly warmer tonight?"
Captain: "No!, I do not believe in fornication"

by Ted Striker July 27, 2007

Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

by itaub1 May 18, 2009

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020

penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

last worder

A person who insists on having the last word in any conversation. Multiple Last Worders in any meeting can result in the meeting becoming an unproductive eye rolling snorefest.

Sue: I wish that Brian and Joe would stfu, I have work to do.

Bill: Good luck with that, battling Last Worders have no concept of time...

by mogly kingston June 8, 2014