Jehovah's Witness 

A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.

Jehovah's Witness is an insecure cult for the foolish.

Jehovah's Witness by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

Jehovah's Witness 

people that are fated to die from simple wounds because they too rubbish to accept blood transfusions

Jo Ho's are rubbish, i mean look at them!

Jehovah's Witness by Tilly January 22, 2005

Jehovah's Witness 

A bunch of rats who insist on forcing their religious beliefs on the general public at all costs, including harassment.

A whole bunch of Jehovah's Witness freaks woke me up on my day off last week, what a bunch of subversive losers!

Jehovah's Witness by Piranha May 4, 2006

jehovah's witness 

Sexual position where a man has intercourse with a female in an apartment building up against a hallway or door.

After I left the bar with that chick, we went back to my building and I gave her a Jehovah's witness on the 4th floor.

jehovah's witness by johnniebaltimore December 13, 2008

badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.

Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!

badgering the witness by Max in RI May 30, 2006

ear witness 

n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.

..........................................................................................

Why you all dressed up?

Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.

They know you can't count, right?

ear witness by gnostic3 October 27, 2014

jahovas witness 

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

jahovas witness by waffle April 8, 2004