wilbur soot

wilbur is an amazing person and i look up to him. he makes me smile every time i see him because he is such an amazing person we love our (dis)comfort streamer <3

oh look its wilbur soot, he is my (dis)comfort streamer
we love wilbur soot <3

by ghostbur._soot December 29, 2021

david j. wilbur

a man who could play a biker in a dark comedy indie film.

OR

somebody who makes a good sandwich.

OR

the guy everybody wishes was their dad.

"a david j. wilbur would be dope for this part"

"yo make me a david j. wilbur wich"

"that guy is way cool. he's a total david j. wilbur"

by vanillatruffle December 4, 2013

wilbur

A delicious mixed drink consisting of Soco, cranberry grape juice, and Dr. Pepper.

"Man, you were so drunk last night."

"I know. I had 3 wilburs!"

by Darth Ackbar October 18, 2008

Wilbur

A very smart, handsome, amazing skilled person! Jack of all trades and he is just purely amazing.

The most popular person at my school is such a Wilbur!!

by ChingChongChangChing March 9, 2011

Wilbur

A "Wilbur" is when you go into a place of business, a store, or restaurant for the sole purpose of dropping a #2 and then leaving.

I stopped by a sports bar before the game and had to Wilbur.

by dtuck81 March 25, 2011

Scott willburn

Scott willburn is a midget with no friends who sits on his ass all day playing Xbox and ignoring his family, he is unloved and is a loner, he cry’s himself to sleep every night and gets beaten by his nan.

“Wow look at that loner Scott willburn over there in the coner crying what a retard”

by Oilibellyboi February 16, 2019

Wilburbating

Masterbating during a "pre-shower" bath.

(a bath taken immediately prior to taking a shower, for the alleged purpose of relaxing ones back muscles)

Adam is in the bathroom wilburbating. He should shower then be out soon.

by 6.7Cummins July 28, 2014