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dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns
I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world
by Highlebede December 13, 2024
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Wilf

Women you’d like to fuck, younger than 30.
Becky’s a total wilf.

No she’s 20, she’s a wilf bro.
by Dohaer May 16, 2018
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Wilf

(of a person) Appearing to shrink out of fear or embarrassment.
The school boy wilfed when he saw his test grade.
or
*Wilfs at the thought of being away from home for a week*
or
Jimmy wilfed when he tried to talk with Susan and no words came out.
by Storeo June 13, 2011
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WILF

A: Harrison Ford might be getting old, but he's still a GILF!
B: Yeah he's ok I guess, but Chewbacca is the #1 WILF!!
A: True.
by Supr natrl September 5, 2016
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WILF

acronym — Werewolves I’d Like to F**

Definition:
A supernatural term used to describe irresistibly hot, primal, and dangerously seductive werewolves—created when two vampires bite each other under a full moon. The result? Not your grandma’s werewolves—these WILFs are fierce, fanged, and freaky in all the right ways.

Origin Story:
According to occult lore (and definitely not peer-reviewed science), when two vampires lock fangs and drain each other during a lunar climax (aka full moon), their bloodlust fuses into something wild, hairy, and hormonally chaotic. Boom. A WILF is born. Think less “Twilight,” more “moonlit thirst trap.”
“Did you see that new bartender? Total WILF. I swear I caught a fang flash and the scent of wet pine.”
“Careful around the woods tonight. Full moon, two vamps making out? You don’t wanna run into a freshly turned WILF.”
by Saint667 June 11, 2025
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