wilf the batty

A batty school boy who does everyones work and if a good friend but is still irrelevant. He also has spots all over his nose. He also like to shoot animals

you are "wilf the batty"

by GuyHorrell November 9, 2021

PM Wilf

Stands for Prime Ministers wife i would like to f***

Wow Samatha Cameron is a PM Wilf

by xtra278 May 15, 2010

Alexis Wilf

Alexis is a stunning girl who will steal your heart at first glance. She makes you happy just looking at herm her smile instantly brightens your day up. Her eyes are beautiful like the stars at night. Everything about her is amazing. You don't want to let her go. She is amazing person with the best personality you could ask for. Everything is perfect about her down from her toes up to her head. She is the best thing that can happen to you in your life and you don't want to lose that. You know who you are. You are worth the world to me.

Alexis Wilf is literally the perfect woman any man can ask for.

by GlobFrank February 22, 2022

dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns

I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world

by Highlebede December 13, 2024

A WILF

Someone who does not drink, smoke, take drugs or part take in any form of sexual activity. Ask me about work and prepare to go on an Uncle Albert trip down memory lane, "During me work day". 5 Years sexually inactive also known as a Wilf.

"Want some sex?" , "No i'm jogging" A Wilf
"Tell me something sexy about you" "I live in a Bungalow" A Wilf

by Bully Big Boy March 24, 2026

A WILF

Someone who does not drink, smoke, take drugs or part take in any form of sexual activity. Five years celibate and counting.

"Want some sex?" , "No i'm jogging" A Wilf
"Tell me something sexy about you" "I live in a Bungalow" A Wilf

by Bully Big Boy March 24, 2026

wilfthemilf

A common soccer/track athlete who often gets railed by big black men during the competition.

I saw a wilf or a wilfthemilf at my track meet.

by Wilfthemilf.stan42069 May 23, 2021