wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

Waldenshmack

Something so cool that you cant even imagine because theres nothing cooler!

Holy @#$% dude!!, that's Waldenshmack!!

by Bob Vila June 23, 2004

Wide Sandwich

A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.

Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.

Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.

Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?

Person 1: Foldy.

by P.Batman September 30, 2012

Widefield Highschool

Widefield Highschool is a school located in Fountain, CO. Most of people here are pot heads or weird edgy kids. The male population would most likely go to the bathroom and make some sort of drug deal and the female population always has some sort of beef mostly at school dances. Most of the kids that go to this school are beaners and/or fake gang members.

Imagine not being a stoner at Widefield Highschool!

by SomeRandomBeaner November 2, 2019

nose wide open

The term is used to say a person, most usually a male, is crazy in love or lust over a girl, will focus total attention on her, ignoring his friends; maybe a hint that she is exploiting him.

i never see him now that he's smitten with his new girlfriend. he'll do anything for her; she's got his nose wide open.

by Smash Like August 25, 2013

widepeepoHappy

Twitch emote added by the FFZ extension. Used as an expression of pure childlike joy when you come across something that makes you feel warm and happy inside. Opposite of widepeepoSad.

Extra width makes this emote objectively superior to peepoHappy.

When a cute doggo appears on stream.
Chat: "widepeepoHappy"

by Cybersyn October 18, 2020

Wilderpoo

Noun. Term for the process of defecating outdoors. Taking a shit out in the open.

'I couldn't hold it any longer so I shat right there in the grass. Its the second wilderpoo iv taken in my life.'
Dogs and other animals frequently partake in the wilderpoo, unashamedly, and rightly so.

by Gerupouvit September 25, 2009