widget

a midget with an enormous wedgie

HAHA! look at that widget!

by bonicals July 3, 2008

Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Widget

(n): Someone who is annoying, stupid, lame. Someone who has done something stupid or idiotic.

"Psh you widget!"
"What are you doing widget?"

by Hawaiiquikslvr May 3, 2007

what the widget

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

by maxzilla January 7, 2004

widget

a wee device that allows you to drink your guiness directly from the tin rather than pouring and waiting half an hour for it to do its thing!

This drink does not travel well!

by vaseline April 23, 2003

Willet

As you get older, there will be times when you are surrounded by youth. You may know some of them. You may be related to some of them. For the most part, you find then annoying. They are primarily dumb shits who don’t understand what should be obvious. One man child will stand out. He will have wisdom beyond his years. You will see this in his eyes. He will be the one who will be the link between the ages or perhaps a language barrier. This man child will help you negotiate the delicate chasm of age, culture or language. Any negotiation or deal assisted by this man child is called a willet

I was in deep shit but my nephew’s friend gave me a willet.

by jimbolima June 5, 2010

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004