Gogee Whoppers

Haters and nay-sayers.

"You just mad cuz I caught you gogee whoppers off guard"

-Lil Pat

by Lilpatbeatz July 2, 2013

western whopper

when you hog tie a female, and jizz on her face while wearing the burger king King mask.while laughing have it your way beotch!

Yo nigga i western whopperd dat ho last night, i let her have it her way

by ZEL561 November 11, 2007

The Sloppy Whopper

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

by stan harris March 24, 2007

Whopper-jawed

Anything misalligned or moved out of or away from where it is supposed to be. Usually two objects that normally fit together in one manner that for some reason no longer do so.

"I tried to get that bolt out of the bumper of my truck after the crash but it was whopper-jawed as fuck, so I hit it with a hammer until it came out".

by Benji Koontz May 16, 2006

whopper freakout

the act of having a freakout equal to that of a person freaking out because he just found out BK no longer serves the whopper!

You find out someone gives away your BBQ ribs, you freak out and begin to scream and cuss and fight people...and your friend tells you the next day that you had a real whopper freakout last night

by Kale Butler April 10, 2008

Whopper Mile

Eat a Whopper. Run 1 lap around a high school track.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.

First one to finish without barfing wins.

We had 8 people start the Whopper Mile contest, but only 3 finished. What a mess.

by Richard H January 16, 2008

floppy whopper

A giant limp dick swinging between the knees

Person one: jimmy has a giant dick.
Person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big dick giant cock large penis

by sparkydog October 15, 2015