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Whinge

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To whine or complain in an annoying manner. Note that this is a REAL word, and that it's different from all the idiots who posted "winge." I'm shocked that "winge" was picked as a word of the day.
It was awful. All he did was whinge, the whole trip."
by elhajjaj December 9, 2007
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whiner

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In the work place: Experts still can’t agree whether it’s an incurable disease or a dangerous parasite and sub-species of the common “Dog-Fucker”.

Easy to spot. Like the common dog-fucker, hands are always in their pockets and they are seldom found working. They differ in that they display a unique ability to produce an unmistakable nasal like tone that can only be produced by the common dog-fucker when it’s nostrils are pinched. If left unchecked is known to spread to the common dog-fuckers.

They seek out host-victims and drain the energy from anybody who will listen to them. They thrive on creating chaos and will poision the workplace. Experts all agree that a “whiner” cannot be cured and must be exterminated. Companies that have specialized in ridding households of banker infestations are now expanding into the lucrative commercial field of dog-fucker and whiner extermination.

Interim Protection from parasitical drain: A whiner is defenseless against the “sucker-punch” because their hands will be in their pockets. When they are still seeing stars, respond with “Fuck-Off and go do some work!” and nothing more. The parasite will seek out other hosts.
by Peter Perdue January 11, 2009
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mulled whine

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when someone unleashes whining that they've had time to think over.
Tom: She sure had a lot on her mind

Joe: Yeah, it was a case of mulled whine.
by Madre Kinse September 26, 2009
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Whine Flu

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any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant
Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.
by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009
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whiney-woo

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A person that always whines and gets their way with anything.
You are such a whiney-woo!
by ajwebb February 7, 2010
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whinge fringe

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A hair style with long bangs/fringe trailing across the face, making it hard to see someone's eyes or facial features.

So called because this hair style is favoured by emos.
Jill: "Look at that dude over there, his fringe is so long you can barely see his face"
Jack: "Yep, definitely a whinge fringe"
by kateoee March 25, 2010
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Whinemail

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When a friend or loved one sends you an e-mail, but instead of actually communicating information it's really just just a gigantic "Woe is me, or poor me, don't you feel sorry for me?" message.
Joe is such a nice and wonderful guy. Just about the time I think everything is okay, he'll be all about himself, and send me another long winded whinemail about how is needs aren't being met.
by twisto September 10, 2010
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