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Did you hear about that couple with weenies? One with a large clitoris and the other with a small penis.
Weenie by chaoa33 March 14, 2026

Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.
Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

weenie tickle 

That strange tickling or "fizzy" feeling males experience in their penis while riding roller coasters or going over undulations in bumpy roads. Occurs during brief periods of weightlessness.
Whoa! That railroad crossing just gave me some major weenie tickle!
weenie tickle by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

weenie mobile 

1. A large hotdog-shaped float that represents Oscar Mayer and sometimes appears in Thanksgiving parades or on commercials

2. A word thrown around in a sentence without specific meaning, sometimes as a filler or conversation starter; Also a non-profane way of insulting someone
1. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner..."

2. "Boy, that cashier sure was a weenie mobile."
weenie mobile by weeniemobile November 28, 2010

weenie boil 

A hot tub party with only dudes present. Derived from it's similarity to a crock-pot with water and hot dog wieners in it.
Mike's cabin was fun, but we need to get some chick's next time. The hot tub was a serious weenie boil.
weenie boil by jdizzzzzzle March 13, 2011

Weenie Watcher

A freshman who like to stare at cocks of in the gym or locker room
" That weenie watchers looking at my cock when i was doing jumping-jacks
Weenie Watcher by ddkilelr012 April 30, 2010