ween seam

the line of skin that runs underneath your penis.

Stacy I told you to lick up my ween seam! Not my balls!

by Timmer! December 17, 2005

alien ween

any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.

*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen!"

by t0mmy teh TANK March 16, 2005

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 13, 2014

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

by Dontshiturself March 1, 2018

Cheese A Ween

To put american spray cheese on a weenie.

"Leave me alone i'm try to cheese a ween"

by Flesh daddy May 3, 2019

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018