Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

by black flag May 31, 2004

wmd (weapons of mass destruction)

George W. Bush, his puppet Dick Cheney, and his henchmen at the pentegon

henchmen would be Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfulwitz

by Merlyn June 29, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

What Iraq suddenly had possession of when Bush decided that it was a threat to the USA.

For the last time IRAQ DOES NOT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

by weirdgirl August 11, 2003

weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.

Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.

by g July 8, 2003

Weapons Drawn

Pipstar’s favourite game, he forces us to play this game to show how good he is.

Weapons Drawn is the best game.

by PatrickMat February 21, 2022

Weapons Grade Cunt

The most despicable, contemptible, arrogant, self important human imaginable.

Derivative of Weapons Grade Uranium.. because prior to Hans Blix, we needed someone to remind everyone that garden variety uranium wasn't nearly as lethal as weapons grade uranium. The distinction between a normal everyday cunt and a WGC is just as stark.

My boss is a weapons grade cunt.

by Struth! January 31, 2019