Modern Warfare 2

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.

Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.

by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010

Genital Warfare

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.

1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.

by sanyamamike January 9, 2011

Naval Warfare

A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.

Friend1: NAVAL WARFARE
Friend2: AW HELL YEAH
*Furious bellybutton touching ensues*

by Tofubox August 27, 2013

warford

Warford is the last name of the most AMAZING people on the planet. Funny, caring, loyal, and giving. A Warford will always have your back and is always there for you.

have you talked to a Warford yet? They will always help and make you feel good!

by iamtheking21 August 14, 2014

Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.

Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."

by mw2freak October 14, 2009

Mount&Blade Warband

Mount&Blade Warband is the upcoming expansion to Taleworld's Action/RPG/Strategy game, Mount&Blade.

Warband will enhanced Mount&Blade with additional armors, weapons, and even enhancements like improved artificial intelligence and graphics.

One of the key features of Warband is the addition of multiplayer battles for up to 64 players. Currently, there is a beta test for the multiplayer portion and many of the Taleworlds forum members have been chosen.

The release date is currently set for Q1 of 2010.

"I checked my e-mail this morning and I got invited to the Mount&Blade Warband beta!!!"

"With Warband, we can finally have some better freaking battles. No more 'run run run run run fight fight fight fight over'."

by BaldurThor August 27, 2009

Ed-warda

To hate on, cock block or otherwise ruin the fun for someone else.

Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."

Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Ed-warda on you?

by slick&slim June 23, 2009