lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

the nervada wardrobe

It's when you hide in the wardrobe of an air bnb and your ejaculated has pinned your jacket to the wall, ready to wear the following day

Marcus is sitting and waiting, the Nervada Wardrobe has him prepared for tomorrow

by Sheptember December 30, 2023

Wardrobe FOMO

Wanting a clothing item that is unattainable.

Damn, that pink sweater I’ve been dying for is out of stock—total wardrobe FOMO!

by Hawaii DaveO February 23, 2024