wanker

See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

wanker

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

wanker

Someone who tries to make their penis larger.

He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?

by Alotta August 31, 2005

wanker

noun. one who wanks.

smelly is such a wanker

by Rev. Captain (Jonbob) July 21, 2003

wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

wanker

well the boys from school right, they say a wanker is a person what does wanking

you are such a fucking wanker!

by Angry kid July 6, 2006

wanker

someone who pulls their pig or is just a big piece of shit.

That guy is a total wanker.
That guy is waking off right in puplic view.
Fuck off you wanker!!!

by zachlsd October 2, 2005