Walmart

To place a paper bag over an unattractive female's head before engaging in sexual intercourse (can be simplified as 'bag it and tag it')

"I don't remember her looking like that on our first date. By our second date I had to Walmart that chick."

"She's got a smokin' body, but her face leaves much to be desired. Eh, I'd Walmart her."

Walmart by DylRemps January 14, 2009

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Walmart

A magical place you can go at any time of the day or night for all your buying needs.

Yolanda: Yo Iesha, we needs to get some nachos and twinkies, where be a good place to go?

Iesha: Girl, we needs to go to Walmart fo sho!

Walmart by Jam91 May 18, 2009

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Walmart

When you're banging a girl, you finish up, and then go back to her hometown and shut down all the small businesses.

Steve: Remember Jessica? Yeah I totally got her slutty ass drunk last night and gave her the Walmart.
Robert: Up top!
*high five*

Walmart by matt_is_baller September 4, 2006

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A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.

Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.

walmart by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007