wompus 

A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.

That wompus is one mean sum bitch

wompus by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016

Wampus 

A vagina with balls

Dude, I pulled down her pants and saw her giant wampus. It was so disgusting!

Wampus by Cbarthmaier1 May 28, 2017

Wompus Noodle 

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

Wompus Noodle by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

Wompus 

Adjective:
1. To be different, awkward, or off.
2. Something that is needlessly asymmetrical.

3. Skater lingo for something that is overly amazing or awesome.

John: See those stairs?
Mike: Yeah, they are all over the place!
John: They sure are wompus.
Mike: If you did a trick off of them, it would be wompus!

Wompus by mantabu July 18, 2011

Wompus 

Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.

Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!

Wompus by Sketch Ball December 26, 2010

wampus 

When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.

Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?

wampus by u84 June 26, 2008

wompus 

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

wompus by Brett December 3, 2004