Textual intercourse

The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

by Lord Gus August 4, 2007

Sexual Intercourse

-The act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's waiting vagina, either for fun or in hopes of creating a child. Thrusting at various speeds, the male pushes his penis into the woman repeatedly until they ate finished with the deed.

-The best thing on this good planet earth.

Tom and Mindy had some sexy sexual intercourse on her mother's bed that night while her parents were away to get revenge on them for not letting him come over to bang. A few months later, Mindy was pronounced pregnant because teenagers don't exactly use protection any more...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017

Sexual Intercourse

A scientific term for "making love", "going to bed with", "carnal knowledge", or just simply put, "sex".

Hey, baby - that was nice sexual intercourse we had last night.

by th100 September 18, 2010

aeronautical intercourse

Flying fuck

Go take a aeronautical intercourse somewhere

by Peter long prone April 16, 2016

Saxual Intercourse

When you have sex while playing a saxophone. The saxophone can be played by either partner, and 69 is not an allowed position.

I just laid Bill Clinton with some serious saxual intercourse last night

by Isaac Taylor July 29, 2019

dank meme intercourse

Intercourse with phrases or dankest of memes in ur library of memes used for memetascular moments in life holding the hottest and sexiest dank memes satisfaction

Wanna hang out and have some dank meme intercourse

by The sodium killer May 2, 2017

mental intercourse

a good solid conversation that probes deep into your inner emotions (this sounds like Freud or something, doesnt it?)

It was a memorable experience, now he likes me. (?? i dont know either)

by Avanti May 13, 2005