The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.
What happened to Paul?
He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
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Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
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Get the vertigo mug.Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom
Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"
person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"
person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"
person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.
person 2: "So you're bisexual."
person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"
person 2: "So you're-"
person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"
person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"
person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"
person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.
person 2: "So you're bisexual."
person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"
person 2: "So you're-"
person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"
person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
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