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vertifucked

The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.
What happened to Paul?

He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?
by udm111 March 2, 2010
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vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.
by lazyassloser March 25, 2004
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false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger
Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
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vertigo

The sensation that you, or the room around you, is spinning around in circles.
An inner ear infection may cause someone to suffer from vertigo.
by CoconutMonkey November 30, 2010
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Vertisexual

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
by Duckyllama July 25, 2009
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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 14, 2009
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vertizontal

a combination vertical and horizontal... in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal
When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.
by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006
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