valentine's day

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

Valentina

Usually Curly black hair, gorgeous brown eyes and a crazy personality. Shy at first to strangers, but can't stop talking with her friends. She's respectful, athletic, and unbelievably beauty unmatched by anyone. Sometimes Argentinian or Cuban. Colin loves her. <3

Guy 1: Valentina is HOT!
Colin: Back off, i love her. I wish i knew how to tell her

by secretadmirer? November 24, 2018

Valentina

the most beautiful girl in the word. confident, trustworthy, caring, kind, intelligent and really funny. she is the person who you wanna be. has a BEAUTIFUL body and SHE IS SUPER INTELLIGENT. if u have a Valentina in it life you are lucky ;)

boy: i am looking for a super cute and intelligent girl

random girl: you should get a ✨valentina✨

by i am a model May 24, 2021

valentine's day

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

by This Cat February 13, 2004

Valentina

Valentina is a beautiful girl with dark brown hair and brown eyes. She likes to play sports especially tenis and is the BEST PERSON ON THIS WORLD. Please if you have her as your BFF keep her you are very fortunate. She is really nice and positive. She always smiles and is kind to everyone. She treats her friends great and knows a lot of people. Even though she is kind and sweet she doesn't like when people say lies or mean thing to her. And she is smart and has lots of friends but only a few close friends. SERIOSLY KEEP HER SHE IS THE BESTTTT!!!!!!

Alexia: There is my best friend she is so kind.
Victoria: Yeah she treats everyone so kind.
Mark: I kinda like her because she has such a pure heart. Valentina is kinda cute.

by cheescakeeee June 8, 2020

valentini

person who acts cool yet funny at the same time. Good taste in clothing as well as food,

i want to be a valentini when i grow up, they have the cutest clothes.

by Kara Lee November 14, 2011

my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003