valenta

A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.

Omg valenta is so dumb! Ugh she's so valenta!

by alisonmilr April 2, 2017

vagenda

1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex

2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex

3. planned use of a girl's vagina

Mom: Christi, we need to talk

Christi: What now???

Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?

Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!

Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!

by theawsomepossumbunch April 29, 2009

Vagetarian P

Pizza that is loaded with so much topping that you'd rather choose to only eat vagina and thus become a Vagetarian.

That Vagetarian P was so gross that Amy decided to become a full-time vagetarian instead of eating a slice.

by Mr. Vag March 28, 2007

Vagetarian

like a vegetarian, but for vagina. A vagetarian only eats pussy.

Girl: "yeah i think im gonna be a vagetarian for a week, and see what its like"

by Hello.Sunshine July 27, 2009

vagetarian

One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Vagetarian

Someone who is strictly into Vagina only no exceptions.

Guy 1: That skinny bloke from the gym asked me if you were single last night.

Guy 2: You tell him that I'm not into the sausage and that I am strictly Vagetarian.

by Snizzmaster March 6, 2013

Vagenda

The ultimate list of girls that a guy wants to bang.

"oh ya, that girl over is #1 on my vagenda"
"that girl is definitely not on my vagenda"

by Jones Hayden September 21, 2012