umbrellaology

The observation, identification, description and experimental investigation of the propagation of umbrellas in a populace.

Recent publications in umbrellaology reveal that there is a significant gender bias with regard to color and quantity preferences with regard to umbrellas.

by rsupertux May 20, 2011

Flag

Get the umbrellaology mug.

UMBEX

Umbex is about gnawing your way through the fucking fence with your bare teeth and urban exploring the tits out of that dank old shithole

I umbexed the shit out of an abandoned nuclear power plant today.

by Yotasnap October 2, 2020

Flag

Get the UMBEX mug.

Related Words

Umble • umblebee • umbledor • umblefarp • umblegumbletumble • Umblekinheim • umbleox • umbrella • Umbers • Umbreon

umbrellasite

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

by Riyakou April 19, 2009

Flag

Get the umbrellasite mug.

Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own

Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping

by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011

Flag

Get the Umbrella hopping mug.

A kink that someone has that involves shoving an umbrella up your vagina, or was, and opening it while it is inside of you. It also involves being turned on by umbrellas, and getting off to umbrellas. It's also, fucking gross.

"You need to get help, that umbrella kink is gross"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

Flag