beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

by kasper May 5, 2004

Subtle Ugly

Posing for a photograph in a manner that is either intentionally or unintentionally unattractive. The person in the photograph appears as though he or she was trying to look attractive, but failed.

However, the ugliness of the photograph cannot be instantly or overtly noticeable. Instead, someone viewing the photograph will have to look twice to figure out what is off about it.

"Jefferson, I have a question. Did you go subtle ugly for this picture? Because you don't look quite up to your usual, gorgeous standards."

by allupinyourgrill September 1, 2009

Fuck you up ugly

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.

SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.

by wonderwill June 30, 2011

coyote ugly

As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.

by Teh Devil's Advocate October 11, 2003

Uplay

The world's biggest let down in video game servers

Ubisoft created AWESOME games like Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Rayman, and Watch Dogs, but Uplay, albeit great, it's servers and internet suck, and it's a hassle to get it working.

by austindoesurbanhonesty April 29, 2014

Ugly Baby

A term used when a person's brain filter fails to catch a catastrophic social faux pas that causes a relationship to be strained and even terminate. Usually done when acting in a humorous setting, it appears to be harmless at first but the intended recipient either takes it wrong or someone eavesdropping gets butt hurt and starts acting like an ugly baby themselves.

Jaimie:"Hey Nick check out this pic of my god daughter, isn't she just the cutest?"
Nick:"Damn! that's an ugly baby!
Sasha:"What the fuck is he talkin about my little girl for!
Jaimie:"It was a joke..."

by Pally is Funny January 19, 2010

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

by Telephony August 6, 2016