ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Ur mom

It is just to me a silly thing to say or just like Your mom is asleep.

UR MOM/Your mom is asleep.

by ella_loves_jesus April 18, 2023

Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is fat and ugly. she likes to fuck random ppl and get money for it. my mom is the best unlike urs. btw, did u know that u were created from a one night stand of ur mo and dad and ur mom gave birth to u in a club?

ppl:omg, its ur mom
u:i know

by flkjshfjwasnkj October 28, 2019

ur mom

ur mom

i had ur mom last night

by anonymous October 10, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

ur mom

used as a method to abort a heated argument when you have no comebacks left. most popular on XBox live, where it was founded.

Person 1: "3 dollar hairline"
You: "ur mom"

by Pangcheng May 27, 2021