you took the wrong fluffy boy

what u say to someone if he kidnapped your dog.

Beach you took the wrong fluffy boy

by fluffy boiii April 22, 2020

twonkage

the obsessive overusuage of the word twonk

excessive twonkage sends you straight to twonksville

by broccoli-sellin-scum October 19, 2006

tookerjob

The act of taking one's job from them most often by a foreigner.

They tookerjob!

by angusshangus February 22, 2013

I took a risk

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"

- Confused looks

"What? I took a risk."

-Instant comprehension

~~~

"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."

"I took a risk"

by tjhammo February 27, 2011

too took

To be intoxicated to an excessive amount.

Me and my homeboys was drinking last night and I got straight too took.

by evo one February 8, 2014

And I took that personally

To be offended or upset by what someone says or does.

*Some nba player decides to trash talk Michael Jordan*

MJ: “And I took that personally“

by DiegoTheGoat July 11, 2022

twoot

An interjection used to express happiness or joy about something announced through Twitter. It is a portmanteau of the words "Tweet" and "Woot/W00t".

Valve's Twitter: Half Life 2: Episode 3 will be released tomorrow.

Half Life 2 Fans: Twoot!

by Hockey > Soccer August 8, 2010