tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.

She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!

by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010

tweetercide

To destroy by tweets

Trump commits tweetercide on his political opponents.

by Uppity White Man January 15, 2018

twenner

A twenty pound note similar to 'fiver' or 'tenner'.

person 1: How much is it?
person 2: it a twenner
person 1: I've only got a fiver and a tenner

by AnonymousFun August 13, 2018

Bottom Tweeter

A person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others.

Sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter.

by Jazperilla July 10, 2012

tweeter

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

tweeter

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!

dang! that tweeter left a welt

by slm2nun March 5, 2005

Twenteen

A colloquial term for the second decade to the twenty first century.

If you remember the twenteens you probably weren't there

by TommyBGood December 30, 2015