twack

TWACK v. To strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. Accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim's flesh.

That turd cutter pissed me off, so I twacked him right in the munt!

On the first twack
Pope jumped like a macaque;
On the second twack
Pope was taken aback;
On the third twack
Lost his marbles the old hack.
(A. S. Pushkin)

by Clittary Hilton November 19, 2007

Twain

A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi

Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone

by Baseduncu March 9, 2022

twazzockwidget

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

by Tumshie November 24, 2011

twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

Twaimz

A youtuber that is amazing, loves llamas, and is 1Daf. His videos are hilarious and more people should watch him

Twaimz is a boss with a booty

by Swaggybieber February 24, 2015

twaughthammer

Jesse Pinkman and Brandon Mayhew's band in Breaking Bad.

I was just listening to "Fallacies" by TwaughtHammer.

by funions May 6, 2014

Twagg

A fusion of twatt and slag

Daisy you twagg all you do is put on your make up and do your eyebrows so you can look good.
"Wow Daisy looks good tonight"
"Yeah she looks good but deep down she's just a twagg"
"Can you take me to the park?"
"I'm doing my make up coz I'm going out"
"Oh you twagg"

by justabubble15 January 26, 2015