travel vag

The unclean condition of one's vagina after travelling for a long period of time

She got out of my car and all I could smell was her travel vag

by Moose27 January 26, 2014

Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.

The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.

by FreddieFred June 28, 2015

Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.

"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."

by IrishNBA September 30, 2018

Tlove

The best guy friend you could ever have! He’s a weirdo and talk almost as much as you. He steals your lunch or at least tries too. He helps you when you are in need of help. He will stand by your side no matter what. And he will always be there for you, no matter what.

Tlove: “hey can I have your lunch?”
Sci: “No sis! But you can have a piece of gum.”
Tlove: “Thanks!” Walks away and doesn’t talk to you the rest of lunch.

by Donttouchmyarm March 3, 2019

Travelocity

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

time travel juice

Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.

Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.

Dude, did you bring your time travel juice to Marge and Vic's Gradumacation party??

by Spammich34 May 3, 2017

Dress up and travel together

A way of saying you are dating someone, often used in a wlw relationship. This originated from the Taiwanese dub of “the owl house” in which luz and amity ask each other to “dress up and travel together” where in the English dub they were asking each other if they could be dating.

I like you in a romantic way do you want to dress up and travel together.

by Death is imminent lol June 26, 2022