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traditional girl

Like any other women, she waits for the guy to approach her or asks the guy to do favors for her; she expects the guy to be the breadwinner while she lives off him.
Person 1 Damn, she's fine!!!

Person 2 Why bother? She's probably not interested in me.

Person 1 You should be more forward.

Person 2 Why don't she try to be more forward... it has always been the guy. Why should I bust my ass for a chick? God, she's like any traditional girl - like a dog from a pound, she's waiting to get picked up.
by Rudi G April 8, 2008
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13th Tradition

The 13th tradition of Alcoholics Anonymous which states: the only requirement for membership at Flushing Unity is a desire to compulsively fuck newcomers.
John has the 13th tradition down pat
by Cristobal H. September 9, 2010
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Traditional

Traditional, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who refuses to accept Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more open-minded, Modern type.
Jane is a traditional Chinese girl. She's disinclined to physical intimacy, she believes in love BEFORE sex, nor does she go to bars or discos to meet boys.
by Tom Laoshi August 24, 2005
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Traditionalist Catholic

1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.

They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.

Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.

Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.

2. Assholism
1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.

2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark is an asshole
by CatholicOneder April 10, 2012
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Traditional

A weekend where a large group of aging men get together to play too much golf, drink too much booze, do too many drugs, hit on too many girls, creep out girls who are way too young, sleep with girls who are way too fat, and just act like overall degenerate scrum bags. Only to return home on Sunday, kiss their wives, girlfriends, and/or kids hello and tell them they have to go lay down, not feelings so well, must have eaten some bad fish at the fish fry last night.
I can't go to the Traditional this year, last year I almost lost my kids, my wife, my job, and my driver's license.
by T Nova August 11, 2014
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Tradition

Tradition (n): The abstract, commonly referenced concept of beating up underdeveloped-farm-boy football teams for a number of years, then winning only one National Championship game after those other teams figured out how to play football.

Most often associated with the University of Michigan.
"Our football program has a rich history founded on tradition".
by Brady Hoke December 5, 2011
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traditional christmas

Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends
Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...
by Titto July 26, 2006
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