box transformer

1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.

2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.

3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.

1.
Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.

2.
The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.

3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?

by Lord CrutchCricket January 1, 2009

Peter Gibbons Transformation

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

transformice

a wack ass game with wack ass people. simple browser game and pretty fun until you see the people on it. The game itself is fine but don't go onto cafe. Zzzz is a pedo. Acer is gay.

a player : yo zzz likes underage boys!
another player : ik so does acer
a player: transformice is wack

by gayandnotokay April 24, 2019

trainspotting

As above: shoooting up heoroin or the like. Called so because a session will leave a dark linear mark (known as a "track") at the site of the affected vein. Harcore users will tend to have multiple sites of injection and will locate, or "spot" an optimum vein - one with minimal "tracks" and discomfort or infection. A hit can be analogous to the impactof a locomotive or train.
That's how I figure it anyway.

Watch the damn movie. It rocks. try reading the book - the narration is spelled with a scotish accent all the way through.

by lear February 3, 2004

Transportainment

1.) People watching on a public transportation system

2.) The act of being entertained or amused by watching crackheads on a bus or train.

I think I’m going to cancel my service with Comcast. The transportainment on the bus everyday is way more interesting than anything on TV.

by Mopery April 27, 2011

transportion

transfering portions of food to someone else's plate

Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion!

by somerandompeople June 20, 2006

transformer

a girl that looks great from a distance, but is hideous when she gets up close.

by irishwhite June 19, 2003