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Hurricane Tortilla

Hide from your pantry or else you will get caught in the hurricane tortilla. Don’t call it hurricane Katrina because then he will eat your food and pantry shelves, also you and your dog.
HURRICANE KATRINA MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA HIDEEE!”
by Vine refrencors June 25, 2020
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dirty tortilla

by heaven May 13, 2005
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tortilla

It's a typical Spanish and French dish. Sometimes called omelet. There are three types.

1st: "French/Plain Tortilla": Stir eggs on a soup dish, add salt. Then take a pan with hot oil in it and pour down the eggs. Wait for it to be cooked.
2nd: "Spanish Tortilla" (The best ever): Chop peeled and washed potatoes in cubes. Fry them. Then mix them with stirred eggs and add a pinch of salt. Put it all in a pan. Wait until it's cooked.
3rd: Some people just call it "tortilla" and maybe it's the most famous of the three but I have to inform you that it's not a tortilla, it's a "TORTITA". This is the Mexican one used in food wrapping and all. Please don't call it "tortilla" I was born in Spain and hurts me when I hear it, it's a TORTITA, nothing to do with that, just look at a tortita and a tortilla and I bet you can tell the difference.
-I'm not hungry tonight, I'll just have a tortilla
-French or Spanish?
- Spanish please, but don't fry the potatoes, just boil them so it'll make it less fattening.
by HamishFrankie October 20, 2006
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South African Tortilla

Basically when a white girl gets gang banged by a bunch of black dudes so hard that afterwards her pussy looks like a pretty fucked up tortilla
Damn I heard that Jennifer got herself a South African Tortilla after she came back from the black expo.
by teravin101 October 9, 2010
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tortilla flats

Dude, Jose and his clan are over at the tortilla flats.
by Kevin Peterson May 18, 2004
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Tortilla Chip

1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.

2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!

~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
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Tortilla Flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC
Damn! It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of color on your wall last night Mikey!
by w. Coastal Eddie March 4, 2007
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