n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!
"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.
by Gord-O Jones December 5, 2008
When you become so infuriated at a message or situation while holding your smartphone and it subsequently becomes broken or bent.
by SigmaChad September 28, 2015
When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.
by Suh.dudee November 27, 2017
by Metaflare February 6, 2015
A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
when your penis is so stiff and curved upwards in an erection, that you can tie a rubber band to it and use it as a bow-and-arrow
by Jack Hoffman the III November 15, 2011
Jut: Damn Frank, you were ALL Torqued-up last night!
Frank: Yeah, well, you know how I get off the Beam Rye!
Frank: Yeah, well, you know how I get off the Beam Rye!
by RadioFreeCT August 6, 2010