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torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!
"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.
by Gord-O Jones December 16, 2008
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rage torque

When you become so infuriated at a message or situation while holding your smartphone and it subsequently becomes broken or bent.
I was soon angry that Facebook was down that I rage torqued my iPhone
by SigmaChad November 12, 2015
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true torque

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.
by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017
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Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
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Torqued Bow

when your penis is so stiff and curved upwards in an erection, that you can tie a rubber band to it and use it as a bow-and-arrow
"Yesterday I was so bored, I jerked off just to make a torqued bow.
by Jack Hoffman the III November 14, 2011
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Torqued-up

A state of being; Usually referes to being either high on weed or drunk out of one's mind.
Jut: Damn Frank, you were ALL Torqued-up last night!

Frank: Yeah, well, you know how I get off the Beam Rye!
by RadioFreeCT August 6, 2010
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