Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
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Get the godhand.tobi mug.1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.
Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.
Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.
2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone
Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.
Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.
2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone
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Get the tobiasfate mug.A slash pairing between Tobi and Deidara from Akatsuki. Normally Tobi is the seme, because he is taller and stronger than Deidara.
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