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laugh tolerance

When you would’ve laughed so hard at something but now your reformed and your out of rehab and you don’t laugh as much; you still find the thing that you were laughing at equally funny, but you don’t physically laugh as much anymore.
Old me: MPFFTTTT LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY ROFL
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 2, 2023
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fresher's tolerance

a temporary increase in alcohol tolerance coupled with a temporary decrease in the amount of sleep required to function, experienced during fresher's week of university
person 1: "how are you surviving? we've been plastered everyday and only had 7 hours sleep this whole week"
person 2: "fresher's tolerance, innit?"
by frackinhell August 27, 2016
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Personal Risk Tolerance

The amount of money you believe you can spend on stocks, but absolutely shouldn't. What you will usually hear before someone on r/wallstreetbets yolos a $50k 0-day expiry, saying it literally can't go tits up, then it proceeds to go tits up.
Guy1: So I am going to YOLO $50k which is my Personal Risk Tolerance on expiration options, what do you guys think?
Guy2: That is a terrible idea, you are basically throwing away you're money
Guy3: Well, at least you have commitment and courage...
1 day later
Guy 1: Lost over 80% of my account from 50k yolo.. Well, time to yolo my PRT on FDs expiring tomorrow. If I die remember me...
by 420LoliPolice69 February 1, 2021
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Toolman

Anyone that lowers themselves or conforms to others against their true beliefs just to be popular. see hubbard
"dude peter just bought 40 hamburgers for the football team, what a toolman"
by Mr Twinkles June 17, 2004
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Tolerant

Western people are generally tolerant of ISIS fighters coming back to the west.
by Cold Facts June 30, 2019
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Tolerance

The extremely rare art of just not giving a single fuck.
Daniel: Dude, I just fucked Jacob’s girlfriend and he did absolutely nothing.

Mike: Oh yeah, he just has absurdly high tolerance
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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zero tolerance

Zero tolerance means that you get your ass handed to you the first time you break the law instead of getting slaps on the wrist the first few time like celebrities get.
I'm in jail for fifty years just because I killed somebody when I was driving drunk. Shit, it's not like I do it all the time. It was only once, and I gotta serve time. Fuck. Fuckin' Diana Ross gets away with this, but I gotta serve this shit. Fuck.
by Inmate June 23, 2004
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