Toilet

That ceramic pot where you not only drop your shit but also your phone in.

Oh phone! I dropped my shit into the toilet.

by rienik December 14, 2016

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Toilet

The thing where 99% of ppl are scared of because they don’t wanna die. Don’t worry kids, the toilet won’t eat you. Toilets have mouths tho, so maybe it CAN eat you. Beware, children

I like toilets

by Getoutofmyhouse December 8, 2018

Toilet

my life

Bill: yo how are you doing?
Samuel: bad, its like a toilet

by Likolojgrdxjurs October 28, 2020

Toilet

A legendary item where your pee and focus goes as you sit on it naked

My toilet is golden

by Andrew tate has a buggati November 21, 2022

Toilet.

Subservient gay male who seeks out men to urinate in his mouth.

Yes, I have a toilet, and a toilet boi.

by Dec April 5, 2003

TOILET

the act of anal penetration during sex; to give toilet.

I gave Cindy some brutal toilet last night, but i had to go to the clinic cuz i got a dingleberry stuck in my dick.

by Slimer the Bunny August 16, 2006